Taxi Driver

A taxi passenger touched the driver on shoulder to ask something.
Driver screamed, lost control of the car, went up on the footpath and stopped few centimeters from a shop.
The driver said: “Don’t ever do that again, you scared me”
Passenger apologized and said: “I didn’t realize a litle touch would scare you so much”
Driver replied: “Sorry, it’s not your fault, it’s my 1st day as a Cab driver, I’ve been driving a van carying dead bodies for last 25 years.

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