Hair Cut Joke

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment – shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut – he lifted the boy into the barbers chair. “Now I’m goin’ to buy a green tie to wear for the parade,” he said. “I’ll be back in a few minutes.” Well, when the boy’s haircut was finished and the man still hadn’t returned. The barber said, “Looks like your Daddy’s forgotten all about you.” “No, That wasn’t my daddy,” said the little boy. “That man just walked up, took me by the hand and said, ‘Come on, son, we’re gonna get a free haircut!”

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