Dear Susan

A man is in jail for robbing 27 banks. One day he receives a letter from his wife. It says…

Dear Peter,
As you are in jail I will have to plant the potatoes in the garden myself. When is the best time to plant them?
-Susan.

He sends her the following reply…

Dear Susan,
Do not plant the potatoes in the garden as that is where I have hidden all the money from the bank robberies.
-Peter.

A few days later he receives another letter…

Dear Peter,
It’s terrible. Yesterday twenty policemen came to the house and dug up the whole garden, but they didn’t find anything.
-Susan.

He sends her the following reply…

Dear Susan,
Now is the best time to plant the potatoes!
-Peter.

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