A taxi passenger touched the driver on shoulder to ask something.Driver screamed, lost control of the car, went up on the footpath and stopped
Jokes
My wallet is like an onion
My wallet is like an onion; whenever I open it.It makes me cry
Dirty
Teacher: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?Johny: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground then you are.
Soap Cover
Once in a soap industry in Japan, the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover.To avoid the problem
Train
Lady: Is this my train?Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I
Successive Nights
The judge frowned at the tired robber and said, “then you admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights?” ”Yes, your honor.”“And
Police Constable
Police Constable Police Constable To Son: “Stupid, Why Did U Get Very Low Marks in All Subjects ? Son: “Keep This 50 Rupees.
Even or Odd
Even or Odd Teacher to Student: What is Number Seven , Even or OddSardar: EvenTeacher: How can you make seven even?Student:Remove the S!!
Operation
Operation Nurse- What happened sir? Why are you said?Doctor- The operation I did in afternoon, that patient died.Nurse- That was postmortem not operation.
Old people
Old people An old man says to the doctor: “Doctor, I lost my memory!”Doctor: “When did this start?”The old man: “When did what start!”