Jokes

A taxi passenger touched the driver on shoulder to ask something.Driver screamed, lost control of the car, went up on the footpath and stopped

My wallet is like an onion; whenever I open it.It makes me cry

Teacher: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?Johny: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground then you are.

Once in a soap industry in Japan, the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover.To avoid the problem

Lady: Is this my train?Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I

The judge frowned at the tired robber and said, “then you admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights?” ”Yes, your honor.”“And

Police Constable Police Constable To Son: “Stupid, Why Did U Get Very Low Marks in All Subjects ? Son: “Keep This 50 Rupees.

Even or Odd Teacher to Student: What is Number Seven , Even or OddSardar: EvenTeacher: How can you make seven even?Student:Remove the S!!

Majority Teacher to a politician- Your son got fail and you are distributing sweets?Politician- Out of 70, 60 got fail, majority is with my

Operation Nurse- What happened sir? Why are you said?Doctor- The operation I did in afternoon, that patient died.Nurse- That was postmortem not operation.