Jokes

A ship was sinking. Captain: Does any one know how to pray? An Man comes forward and says he can pray. Funny Captain: Ok,

During a practical exercise at a military police base, the instructor was giving the class instruction in unarmed self- defense.After he presented a number

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in her paintings that were on display. “Well, I have good news

One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask “Why do we have to learn thisstuff?”“To save

A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had won $5,000 dollars in the seatbelt competition. “What are you going to

Sonia Gandhi during her speech told a story… “There was a father who gave 100 rupees each to his 3 sons and asked them

An elementary school teacher sends this note toAll parents on the first day of school. “If you promise not to believe everything your child

Wife to Husband: Why do you go out of home when I start singing?Funny Husband: So that neighbors may not doubt that I am

My income tax return form has been sent back to me because in response to question for “Number of dependents on you?”. I replied

A lady says to her doctor: “My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?”The