An elementary school teacher sends this note toAll parents on the first day of school. “If you promise not to believe everything your child
Manoranjan
Funny Husband
Wife to Husband: Why do you go out of home when I start singing?Funny Husband: So that neighbors may not doubt that I am
Pray
A ship was sinking. Captain: Does any one know how to pray? An Man comes forward and says he can pray. Funny Captain: Ok,
Military Police Instructor
During a practical exercise at a military police base, the instructor was giving the class instruction in unarmed self- defense.After he presented a number
Artist
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in her paintings that were on display. “Well, I have good news
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask “Why do we have to learn thisstuff?”“To save
Not Their Day
A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had won $5,000 dollars in the seatbelt competition. “What are you going to
Sonia Gandhi During Her Speech
Sonia Gandhi during her speech told a story… “There was a father who gave 100 rupees each to his 3 sons and asked them
Tax Return Form
My income tax return form has been sent back to me because in response to question for “Number of dependents on you?”. I replied
Habit
A lady says to her doctor: “My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?”The