A Man used to give Rs 10 to beggar. After some years he started giving him Rs 5. Now he started giving him Rs 2.
Beggar: Why are you giving me less money?
Man: Earlier I was unmarried and used to give you Rs 10. Then I got married and started giving you Rs 5. The latest news is that I got a kid, so I can afford only Rs 2.
Beggar: You are enjoying on my money?